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		<title>The iTunes 10 UI is an abomination</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 06:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Posted in applediatribesopinion and libelshit stirringSo, iTunes 10 looks like Apple's college intern office bitch slapped the design together over the weekend while on a bender. What happened to those LEGIONS of UI designers they employ? Let's Talk About That Icon It's pretty fucking terrible. It's so bad that I don't even care that the software runs faster than before [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, <a href="http://apple.com/itunes/" class="aga aga_15">iTunes 10</a> looks like Apple's college intern office bitch slapped the design together over the weekend while on a bender. What happened to those <a href="http://developer.apple.com/ue/" class="aga aga_16">LEGIONS of UI designers they employ</a>?</p>

<h3>Let's Talk About That Icon</h3>

<p><span id="more-927"></span></p>

<p>It's <strong>pretty fucking terrible</strong>. It's so bad that I don't even care that the software runs faster than before (and it does). The improved responsiveness? Taken a backseat to shame. <a href="http://www.apple.com/itunes/ping/" class="aga aga_17">Ping?</a> <strong>HOST UNREACHABLE</strong>. It's an embarrassment to use or to be seen using. Here are two pieces of shitty MS clipart that my wife found in Office 2007 in less than 45 seconds:</p>

<p><img src="http://ryanmckern.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/icons.jpeg" alt="These sad eighth notes are all brown notes." title="iTunes Icons Gangbang" class="aligncenter block size-full wp-image-949" /></p>

<p>If these two crazy kids tried to get shitty on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Franklin-International-5063-Titebond-Original/dp/B0002YWZPW" class="aga aga_18">cheap woodworking glue</a> and <a href="http://www.insidemdsports.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25854&amp;page=6" class="aga aga_19">Mad Dog 20/20</a> one weekend and "made an oopsie", you'd get something that looks a lot like that icon.</p>

<p>Oh, and here's a serious question: why are the window controls vertical? <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_defense" class="aga aga_20">Chewbacca lives on Endor!</a> It does <strong><em>not make sense</em></strong>! Stylistically and conceptually the whole thing feels clumsy and a bit like an attempt to get "in your face."</p>

<p><img src="http://ryanmckern.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Window_Controls.jpg" alt="iTunes 10 Window Controls" title="iTunes 10 Window Controls" width="35" height="64" class="alignright size-full wp-image-932" /></p>

<p>Almost every damned widget is <strong><em>A)</em></strong> yet again custom to iTunes, not the OS; <strong><em>B)</em></strong> different than it was before. They're almost all universally ugly. Things that should be buttons are just sort of decal looking sections of the screen and a lot of stuff has tremendously crappy bezels for no real reason.</p>

<p><img src="http://ryanmckern.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Bezels.jpeg" alt="Uneccesary " title="iTunes Bezels" width="582" height="88" class="aligncenter block size-full wp-image-945" /></p>

<h3>Is There Anything They Did Right?</h3>

<p>The speaker management window is a tremendous improvement?</p>

<p><img src="http://ryanmckern.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/speakers.jpg" alt="This however is a welcome improvement" title="iTunes Speaker Controls" width="421" height="152" class="aligncenter size-full block wp-image-946" /></p>

<p>I think I like this hybrid cover art view they're pushing for column based browsing.</p>

<p><img src="http://ryanmckern.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/columns.jpeg" alt="" title="Hybrid Column Browsing" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-965" /></p>

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<h3>You Like Third Party Library Servers?</h3>

<p>Too bad. iTunes 10 has munged with the DAAP protocol (which, admittedly, is Apple's protocol, so it's their right) and <a href="http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=2564925&amp;tstart=15" class="aga aga_21">broken 3rd party DAAP servers</a>. So, your Drobo, your Synology DiskStation, your Netgear ReadyNAS, and those Western Digital disks that support streaming music? They're all basically going to need firmware updates when the someone figures out what to patch or change in <a href="http://www.fireflymediaserver.org/" class="aga aga_22">MT-DAAP (or Firefly, if you prefer)</a> to make it work again; you can make a pretty safe bet that Apple won't rev the protocol back to help fix this problem.</p>

<h3>Final Thoughts</h3>

<p>I have to believe that someone, somewhere is laboring away on music library management software that isn't encumbered by goofy widgets and ridiculous business decisions. It's probably not coming from the Linux camp (see: <a href="http://projects.gnome.org/rhythmbox/" class="aga aga_23">Rhythmbox</a>, <a href="http://banshee.fm/" class="aga aga_24">Banshee</a>, <a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;source=web&amp;cd=1&amp;ved=0CB8QFjAA&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Famarok.kde.org%2F&amp;ei=kEN_TJObK4GBlAfS0LnSDw&amp;usg=AFQjCNFk8tWf-dsfTT85tY4rvLEYlUlwpQ" class="aga aga_25">Amarok</a>, <a href="http://code.google.com/p/clementine-player/" class="aga aga_26">Clementine</a>, &amp; <a href="http://sourceforge.net/projects/guayadeque/" class="aga aga_27">Guayadeque</a> for an idea of where <strong>they're</strong> reinventing the wheel). <a href="http://www.getsongbird.com/" class="aga aga_28">Songbird</a> is wrapped in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XUL" class="aga aga_29">XUL interface</a> hell (never mind technical backend "iffiness"). I think iTunes has been the dominant player in this space (at least in OS X) for so long that no one even bothers trying anymore.</p>

<p><em>Sigh…</em></p>

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		<title>fuck you, austin sarner</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:35:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Posted in applicationsdiatribesshit stirringMatt Ball has posted a sizable write-up which neatly sums up the rising tide of backlash against the so-called "Delicious Generation" of software developers currently bilking milking abandoning their installed base every 6-to-8 months. I had been working on something similar, though admittedly much, much less details when this dropped. My interest in this was [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Matt Ball has posted a <a href="http://mattballdesign.com/blog/2008/02/20/the-forgotten-delicious/" class="aga aga_42">sizable write-up</a> which neatly sums up the rising tide of backlash against the so-called "Delicious Generation" of software developers currently <del datetime="2008-02-24T04:49:57+00:00">bilking</del> <del datetime="2008-02-24T04:49:57+00:00">milking</del> abandoning their installed base every 6-to-8 months.</p>

<p>I had been working on something similar, though admittedly much, much less details when this dropped. My interest in this was strictly personal, as I've been bitten by <a href="http://www.austinsarner.com/" class="aga aga_43">Austin</a> <strong><a href="http://www.madebysofa.com/" class="aga aga_44">Motherfucking</a></strong> <a href="http://ilikeolives.com/" class="aga aga_45">Sarner</a> twice now: I am a recovering license holder for <a href="http://www.neometricsoftware.com/" class="aga aga_46">Catalog</a> and <a href="http://discoapp.com/" class="aga aga_47">Disco</a>.</p>

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<p>Oh sure, when these apps were launching there was fanfare and banners and near-daily blog updates about the status of them… and the promises! Oh, the promises that were made to get my small amount of hard earned money. But where are the updates, bug fixes, or new versions of these simple apps? If they're abandoned, is there any notice that they're now orphans?</p>

<p>What really kills me about all of this is that there is a bounty of Mac developers who are producing amazingly well designed applications (that don't shit all over the <a href="http://developer.apple.com/documentation/UserExperience/Conceptual/OSXHIGuidelines/" class="aga aga_48">human interface guidelines</a>) at an astounding pace. Everything <a href="http://panic.com/" class="aga aga_49">Panic</a> puts out is quality, <a href="http://macromates.com/" class="aga aga_50">TextMate</a> rocks my face off, and <a href="http://macrabbit.com/cssedit/" class="aga aga_51">CSSEdit</a> is <strong>still</strong> the best style-sheet tool in OS X for the billionth year in a row.</p>

<p>--</p>

<p>Venting aside, I know that this generation specifically can produce talented, focused, creative software developers who are interested in writing good software, not in offering engineering services without actually being a trained engineer*.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.skti.org/skedit/" class="aga aga_52">SKEdit</a> is a wonderfully usable product, with regular updates, and a caring developer, and Sean Kelly is in the same age bracket as Austin and <a href="http://phillryu.com/" class="aga aga_53">Phil Ryu</a>; but no one ever lumps him in with them. Is it his lack of shameless self promotion (MacHeist, Disco, AppZapper, etc)?</p>

<p>Is it his ability to stick to a single project, and see it through to completion, or his talent for actually listening to what his customers want in the next version of SKEdit? Is he excluded for not spending his time on a flashy seizure inducing website or complicated marketing campaign? Maybe it's just because he's not a complete bag of douche like Phil Ryu is proving himself to be?</p>

<p>--</p>

<p>Oh, how I long to hear the rebuttals that the Douchebag Generation developers are going to wallpaper their blog-o-trons with. I suspect that when they are finally written, they too will have fancy shmancy custom designs, highlighting the subtle contrast between the babyshit green and pock-marked "too much Indian food" black in their endlessly spewing rivers of bullshit.</p>

<hr />

<p><em>*As of this evening, Austin Sarner's self-named site offers "human interface design and engineering".
As the friend of a number of real engineers (mechanical, electrical, computer, etc), I take umbrage on their behalf as "engineer" is a term that denotes serious andstrenuous training, study, and at least a modicum of testing before one earns the right to slap it willy-nilly on their resume.</em></p>

<p><em>Engineers build things that people depend on, not fluff people discard 4 months later.</em></p>
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