I spend a lot of time in the kitchen; It’s not really productive and it doesn’t always taste good, but I’m learning. While I don’t know nearly as much about food as I do about cutlery, I can probably fake it to some degree. You might enjoy some of what follows if you’re culinary minded. Or, you might think I’m a hack who can’t cook for shit. Feedback is always welcome.

• Recipes: Drunk Vegan Diavolo Sauce
• Recipes: Fancy Pants Scalloped Ham and Potatoes
• Cutlery: “I see you’ve played knifey spooney before…”
• Cutlery: “These are knives! He wants me to stab him!”
• Cutlery: “… past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives.”
• Cutlery: “What goods’ a knife in a nuke fight?”