Who is Ryan McKern?

Let’s take about 2 minutes and talk about the other Ryan McKerns people might be looking for.

The McKern family name isn’t especially prestigious, being best known as the surname of Uncle Leo (the best number two that number six ever confronted). But we’re not concerned with Leo McKern. We’re concerned with the traffic that funnels in for Ryan McKern.

The one that I’m most familiar with is the musician Ryan McKern formerly of (I think…) Minnesota, now of Louisiana. Ryan has a multitude of musical projects going. I think he’s in the process of moving into Facebook and abandoning the sinking ship that is MySpace but for now, I’m running with the links I know work. The projects of his I’ve chanced over are:

• The Guilt Øf…
• Ierased
• WOLVHAMMER
• Le’ goddess Rigamortis

While there may be other Ryan McKern’s, I know that he’s the only one who people have been searching for who have landed here. So if you’re looking for the Ryan McKern who can grow a beard and who PLAYS MUSIC instead of the Ryan McKern who shaves once a week and who LISTENS TO BAD MUSIC, he’s your guy.