kris roe photography book, skinny but still fat, and kris roe hair
These all refer to bits and pieces from the golden oldie Dear Kris Roe, You're still fat,even though you're skinny now, which is easily one of the tamest, but worst constructed things I've ever written.

ryan from big bang theory
This can only refer to my previously stated opinion that the show The Big Bang Theory is a black-faced minstrel show for the 21st century.

austin sarner
I hope to some day be remembered for the sheer volume of invective I am hurling towards this mother fucker.

litespeed nginx
Still working on those benchmarks… honest.

kikuichi chinese
Man, I have no idea. This could be like, any of a dozen posts on here. It's no secret that Kikuichi makes my favorite kitchen knives or that I have a borderline fetish for Chinese food that doesn't taste like it came from some place with pictures of food that they don't even make over the counter.

i see you've played knifey-spooney before! / i see you played knifey spooney before / "i see you've played knifey-spooney before!"
Ah-ha! The genius of using quotes as article titles pays off again!